April 5, 2004
Someone once told me a political
joke about the Eritrean president, Isaias Afwerki. The story goes that the
People's Front for Democracy and Justice, after being overwhelmed by the
large-scale escape of Eritrean citizens across the borders to neighboring
countries, decided to open the doors of migration without restrictions. When
the regime announced this, the Eritrean Department of Passports and Immigration
became crowded with long queues of citizens, and standing at the back of the
line was none other than President Isaias Afwerki himself. As soon as someone
behind him noticed him, Afwerki quickly left the queue. This kept happening
until the president found himself alone at the immigration desk within a short
time. The president asked the officer: “Why did all those people back out of
proceeding with their travel arrangements?” The officer responded: “Your
Excellency, if you’re migrating out of the country, why would the rest of the
citizens stay?”